NWA BakeD~~~~~Results from January 18th.
What you gonna do?
This was the NWA BakeD's biggest turn out yet for the 3rd edition of New World Alliance BakeD!
This episode started with ManiaK walking to the ring with *Dark*Nachos*. ManiaK gets in the ring and grabs the mic and addresses the crowd. "Welcome to BakeD, tonight will be some great matches. Tonight New Jack.....*Pubes and Evil is upon you music hit as they come on to the stage*
Evil: Hey, ManiCRAP, I have a challenge, it is for the those NWA Tag team titles.We deserve them more, that those crackheads in Team Weed. ManiaK: Fine, I'll let you have them, in a 3 way Tag Team ti........*Natural Born Killas hits and Rhino and New Jack walk out on stage. They grab Evil's mic and state NJ: Make that match at the ppv a 4 way for the Tag titles, Make it a DeathMatch 4 way Tag Match.
Evil: Do you know who I am
NJ: Yeah, a bitch
Evil and Pubes attack The Gangstas. They fight towards the ring.
Security come to the ring to try to break it up, they say FUCK this and stand back. The lights go out and Evil and Pubes are laid out in the ring and New Jack and Rhino have chairs in their hands.
The first match of the evening is New Jack versus "Team Weed" member Bluntman
New Jack starts the match by getting a chair and throwing it into the ring.They lock up, New Jack slaps the crap outta Blunt's face. Blunt goes for New Jacks head. New Jack counters with a powerslam. They go back and forths until New jack grabs the chair and nails Bluntman's head, Over and Over again. He hits him and Blunt is busted out. NJ then grabs him around the thoat and chokeslams him to the match. NJ throws Bluntman's bloody ass outside and pounds his head on the Announcer's Table. He rolls Blunt onto the table and hits what he calls the LAST DEATH[Ride] through the Spanish Announcer's Table. 1..................2............................3
New Jack wins the match
In the Slacker's Room, The HurriKane is talking to Blasty 6 about there match tonight. Hurri tells Blastard not to worry, he is gonna have to take the title and he still loves him. Blasty 6 looks at HurriKane and starts to laugh. HurriKane pushes B6, B6 pushes back. They go to hit each other, but then they hug in a weird way. WTF
Back to the ring, the second match tonight is Ugly Kid Joe the Television Champion walks to the ring to face Big Daddy Dudley from DudleyVille. They go to lock up, but BDD hits Ugly with a perfect knee lift. He punchs on Ugly's face. Not somewhere you want to look at. They battel back and forth, Ugly gains control and capitalizes on BDD. He rams his shoulder into BDD's midsection and Powerslams him onto the mat. No one sees what comes next as Ugly whips BDD against the ropes and lands the UGLYLINE. He goes for a cover, but BDD kicks out. Ugly continues the assault, as he mounts BDD into the corner and executes a great big Superplex. They are both on the mat. Ugly gets up, and grabs BDD'd head, and hits the Final Cut. WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! ManiaK comes from the crowd and gets the TV title and nails Ugly in the head with it. The ref calls for the bell. The match is a draw. ManiaK beatsa Ugly with the belt. The ref tries to stop him and gets a shot to the head for it. ManiaK grabs Ugly Kid Joe and hits ManiaK's Factor on the title belt. ManiaK raises his hands as the crowd boos him. He walks up the ramp, laughing.
Winner: No Contest
Next Match: Mara Wana versus Diablo
They are both in the ring. They battle back and forth. Mara Wana hits the WeedGrower[Pedigree] early in the match to get the win,but he grabs the mic and starts to address the crowd. *Dark*Nachos* music hits and he walks to the stage. He challenges Mara Wana for a World title shot. Mara Wana accepts. The match is on
Dark Nachos -v- Mara Wana World title Match
They start off slow, DN going for a great Atomic Drop. Mara answering back with a punch. DN gives a few elbows. Mara locks on the headlock and hangs on. He gets pushed into the ropes and then hits with a powerslam. DN drops a big leg on Mara face. Mara goes for a DDT, but is hit with a Back Body Drop. The fight is out of control when DN goes for a Saber[Power] Bomb, it lands. He then hits a perfect Gargoyle NachPlex. DN hits Mara with the NachoLiner. DN goes for another Saber Bomd. It hits Mara Wana . He decided to go outside and grab a chair. He is met with a flying Bodysault from Mara on the outside.
JR: When he is high, He really can go High
Mara rams his arm onto DN face won the ring. He grabs DN's head and piledrives him into the concrete. He picks him up and nails the chair shot.DN ducks it and hits the ChessyMission, the ref, says get back into the ring. The get back into the ring. Mara Wana goes for a clothesline but DN captures him in the Gargoyle NachPlex. He throws him over the top rope on to the American Announce Table. DN says F*** it and he climbs the top rope and hits Mara with a Moonsault to the outside. The crowd shout HOLY SH*T. He drags him into the ring. He whips him into the ropes and tosses him away with a T-Bone NachoPlex and he makes the cover. The referee makes the count........1....................2...............................3.
JR: We got ourselves a new NWA world Champ........*Dark*Nachos*
Winner:*Dark*Nachos*
It is time for the Main Event: The HurriKane versus The Grim Blastard. Unternational title is on the line.
The HurriKane walks to the ring with his cape blowing in the wind.Next The Blasty walks to the ring holding his title. He looks into the ring he throws the title into the ring and walks up the steps and taunts HurriKane. TRhe ref hold him back so B6 can finish taunting the crowd. HurriKane moves the ref out the way and he attacks B6. He throws some lefts and rights. He dumps him outta the ring and flys with a backelbow to B6. He dodges and starts his attack. He lands some swiff kicks to HurriKane's head. He drags him back into the ring. He sets him up for a Suplex, but HurriKane counters with a Knee Lift, then a low blow kick, the ref doesn't see it. HurriKane lands a few takedowns, then he goes uptop for a Moonsault. B6 is ablet hit a powerslam to counter. He goes for pin to end it early, it doesn't work. B6 goes for a Lou Theaz Press but is met with a OverHead Belly to Belly. He flies across the ring. HurriKane climbs onto B6 and punches away. B6 can't stop it. The ref tries to pull him off, but he gets pushed. He pulls B6 to the middle of the ring and slaps on the Sharpshooter. B6 somehow makes it to the ropes. Hurri goes after B6 but is hit with the Lou Theaz Press. B6 lands the Hammer on Hurrikane's throat. B6 thinks he can't win so he goes and gets the hockey stick. HurriKane sees B6 swing and Ducks and tries for the HurriKane Slam[O'Slam]. Blasty Counters and Hits the Front Russian Leg Sweep with the help of the hockey stick around HurriKane's neck. The ref counts. 1....2.....3.
Winner: Blasty 6
Who will win the matches next week. What will happen with the World title? See Next Week.
These are some matches that were not featured on BakeD.
Rhino versus Dark Nachos We get to the match, while it has already started. DN is done on the mat, Rhino grabs DN's legs and does a figure 4. DN rollshim up, the ref counts1.....2. kick out.RHINO gores DN outta the ring. RHINO goes after him, the fight, RHINO grabs the steels and slams them in DN's head. The go back to the ring. DN gets on the turnbuckle, RHINO runs up there, The Grabs him and turns around in mid air and they land on the outside, after RHINO hits a Superplex. They go through the table. ManiaK runs to the ring. He nails RHINO with a Crazy Kick. RHINO turns around and gets hit with LifeEnder done by ManiaK and Nachos.[Set Up like a 3d then a Stunner] DN makes the cover and pins him
1........2....................3.
Winner: *Dark*Nachos*
The Grim HurriKane named Internet title after he defeated Mara Wana